Response Centre #24601

Home of Maria and Crispin, Department of Mary-Sues, freelance

Wilkommen, Bienvenue, Welcome...

Welcome to Response Centre #24601!  We are a part of the Protectors of the Plot Continuum, in the Department of Mary-Sues.  The task of the PPC is to slay bad fanfiction, wherever it may lurk, in the most painful way possible.  So far, we have slain Mary-Sues in the Lord of the Rings, Les Miserables, Firefly, Pride and Prejudice, and Torchwood continua, and we have plans to venture into Sandman, more Lord of the Rings, and Redwall in the future.  We were given Official Permission to write missions in May of 2007 by the Permission Givers of the PPC Posting Board.

The residents of RC #24601:

Maria Falcone: An often hot-tempered young woman with a Saracen bow and a strong crush on Inspector Javert from Les Mis, Maria spends her free time listening to Broadway musicals.  She has been an agent of DoMS for some time and presumably had a partner before Crispin, but no word has yet been heard of him or her.

Crispin Reed: Formerly of the Department of Geographical Aberrations, Crispin has a passion for fire and science-fiction and gets a bit squicked by slash.  His last partner, Agent Coriander, went insane after a particularly bad Harry Potter fic that misplaced Romania, Wales, and England.

Agent Tomato: A mysterious figure, never appearing in missions but representing RC #24601 on the Posting Board, Livejournal, and the Pit of Voles.

Sir Rodric Murgatroyd: A Mini-Major-General from the Gilbert and Sullivan musical Ruddigore, given to the agents by Tawaki.

Enjorlas: A Mini-Brick rescued from a Les Miserables Suefic, permanently staying in RC #24601 now that his adoption has been authorized by UDEM (Thank you, Miss Irene!).

Benjamain Barker: A Mini-Razor from the Sweeney Todd continuum, adopted from the Mini-Razor Adoption Centre run by BattleHamster.

Repicheep: A Mini-Dragon from the Chronicles of Narnia continuum, given to Crispin by Maria for their one-year anniversary.  Found and adopted from Tawaki.